Bio: Seeker after the perfect egg cream. Advertising old fart. Scribbler. Sometime "snapper" (as Lester Bookbinder would say). New Yorker. Londoner (from Mel Allen to Match of the Day). Gym rat. Cyclist. Ex-runner. Expat. Immigrant admirer of immigrants. What's wrong with Socialism anyway? Robert Capa. Joseph Heller. Kurt Vonnegut.